You made me turn my music off. ::::(
i didn’t make you do anything. i just said that you should turn your music down because it was making the whole house shake.
my entire dashboard is vriska.
i need more followers.
Not really. They always just kind of spread out.
I don’t like folding them 8ecause it 8others me too much. It’s much more relaxing to keep them fanned out!
oh my god, ok, fine.
so do you want me to take you somewhere right now or are you still recovering from your ‘amazing journey’ with mountain climbing and all that.
8ut that’s a p8n in the ass! It’s not comforta8le at all.
Fine. I hope you know how much p8n you’re putting me in 8y making me do that.
oh come on vriska, i doubt it hurts that much. don’t you do that when you sleep, or take showers, or anything? trying to guilt me isn’t going to work.
I don’t think so. I’m not wearing any of that.
Can’t I just go out how I am and try and convince people that I’m in some weird costume or something? Knowing how weird some humans are they’d pro8a8ly 8elieve that so long as I don’t fly around anywhere.
fine. just fold your wings in or something when we go out though, that’s one less thing to have to convince people of. and besides, we probably won’t be going where there’s too many people anyway. …we could always go out at night, too.
I was talking a8out 8eing around me, you dork. 8ut you can have a little 8it of one sometimes.
How is a disguise going to work? I guess I’m willing to go along with it 8ut I just don’t see how that plan is going to work. I mean, if you haven’t noticed, I have horns, grey skin, and 8ig 8lue wings.
oh. i don’t know actually.
yeah, i know that! just hear me out here. you need to wear a mask, some gloves, a cape and a huge hat! or like, one of those giant afro wigs.
ok, nevermind, that sounds stupid. you would probably look really stupid in all of that too.
Shhhhhhhh. I could ask you the same thing, you know. ::::P
Aw, you’re so sweet sometimes. Really though, I think I can handle going out on my own sometimes. I dou8t anything is going to happen.
what, me? i don’t have an ego, you’re crazy.
i don’t want you taking that risk though. ok, how about this, i’ll take you places anytime i’m not at work as long as you wear a disguise of some kind, and then you won’t be so bored anymore.
I’m sure you would have found out somehow. 8ecause if I don’t ever come back then I think that’s a pretty good sign something 8ad happened.
Well I’m not going to say no to someone who wants a picture with someone as gr8 as me, jeeeeeeeez. If they want to come looking for me then let them! If they try anything I’ll just kick their asses.
wow, how do people even stand so close to you with that huge ego you have?
ok, ok… whatever. the point is that you’re back now, and you won’t be disappearing again. …or if you do, you won’t do it without me.
John, come on. You’re talking to Vriska Serket here! I’m not just going to let anything 8ad happen to me.
So I was gone for longer than I planned to 8e. 8ig deal! I still came 8ack, didn’t I????????
I went and clim8ed this huge mountain with a few rock-clim8ers. They thought I was the coolest thing 8ecause I could fly, and a 8unch of them even wanted to get pictures with me. I felt like one of your silly human cele8rities or something.
you might not have come back though. you could’ve gotten killed and i would have never known.
oh my god. they got pictures with you? really? you can’t let people take your picture, the government could come looking for you! you know what you are now, right? you’re like bigfoot, or the loch ness monster, or the chupacabra!